Welcome to Woody Boater, located in the rustic town of Woodyboaterville on the shores of Lake Cyberspace.

Woody Boater is a state of mind, a place to enjoy Classic boating when you are not out on your boat, or if you just want to enjoy the world that surrounds these fun Classic water craft. We started this site as a way for folks to keep up with the community and all that is going on. Art, shows, destinations, people, babes… and general conversation. There are on any given day about 6 of us roaming around our parts of the world. Contributing images and stories.  In fact just by reading this, you are now officially deputized and are now a Woody Boater.  Please comment… Don’t worry about spelling by the way. There is even an official Woody Boater Dictionary you can read it below this story.

If you want a more intimate conversation:

Contact info.

First, you can contact us best by email. 24/7

Matt@WoodyBoater.com

Texx@WoodyBoater.com

We also go to most Antique & Classic Boat Shows. We are the ones in the sexy skipper hats.

Our mailing address if you want to send very large checks..

Woody Boater HQ

106 West Jefferson St.

Falls Church VA, 22046

We also have satellite offices and reporters through out North America and the world. We are a 24/7 – 365 around the globe organization.

Woody Boater Boulder Bureau – Boulder Co. – This is our main production office.

Woody Boater Canada - Calgary Canada – Reporter

Hessel Michigan - Reporter/Photographer

Lake Hopatcong New Jersey – Reporter/ Photographer

Oklahoma – Photography & Video

Lake Tahoe California - Reporter/ Spy Cam

Woody Down Under Boater – Wellington New Zealand - Reporter

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You can also share the joy with us on Facebook… Come on.. the rest of the world is there..

We are not on twitter.. or any other one of those dang social things..

Privacy Policy

There are ways to write this like a fancy pants lawyer I am sure.. But I ain’t one.. So… Here it is in our own un fancy pants way…

We HATE SPAM emails.. I don’t like them when I get them and I hate the idea of being a part of that crap world. So if you send me an email.. IT stays with me. If you have to use your email address to sign in to yell at someone.. The email and your identity stays here. You want to post anonymously.. Have at it. I encourage it, it helps the hobby be more balanced.. Woody Boater is the only place in the hobby where you can speak your mind about any issue related to classic boats.  So.. we will not use any information that we get for any purpose. Period. If I could disable that I would.

What we will reject your comment over. Personal attacks. If it smacks of being personal , or offensive..  REJECT, Just imagine your 12 year old daughter reading what you are about to say.. In fact i may hire one to be the moderator.. OMG!

About Copyright! ®

Woody Boater ® is a Registered Trademark. And belongs to Woody Boater LLC. yes, stop laughing.. It is. As are all products we create and images we shoot. If you see it here, it’s been shot by us, or others that have granted permission to us exclusively. Downloading an image or use of our name for commercial use other than your personal use is strictly forbidden. Unless we have agreed to that. Sorry to be so harsh, but our images are now being used for other things than what we intended them for like Porn sites and blueprints of boats on eBay and other places. That is forbidden. Period.

Advertising on Woody Boater!

Being a sponsor of Woody Boater is not as simple as an economic exchange. We make sure that all the sponsors are reputable companies that do business in an ethical way. Since this is a free website to use, ethics and standards are all we have. Our sponsors are all clients of ours as well business we use and trust.

Cost of Sponsorship. The top 5 banners are purchased on a yearly basis on a first come first serve bases and the start of each year in January. These are sold out! The banners below are on a month to month basis with a discount for yearly contracts.The lower on the right, the lower the cost.  The right side is for companies, the left for groups and organizations. Being a sponsor is not about click rates, although in some cases some of our banners get a 15% click rate.. National average is 0.2%..18% is not a typo. But being a sponsor is about showing your support of the community and being a trusted company. We passionately support our sponsors and ask that our readers do the same.  If you are interested in becoming a sponsor, please email me for costs. Matt@WoodyBoater.com

Classic Boat Show Calendar – It’s done by the ACBS. We don’t do it, we just feed from it. If you want something on there, contact them. Here is there link. ACBS.org

Dictionary For yous that think we do bad spelling..

We get compalints daily regarding spelling and the distruction of the English language.. We don’t disagree, but we don’t speak, English har.. Its our own language.. So, Woody Boater felt it necessary to publish a new dictionary of Woody Boaterese. The official language of WoodyBoaterville. A small community located on a bluff over looking Lake Cyberspace. With now over 1,500 readers and over 7,000 pageveiws a day, some might be getting lost in the official language… You thought it was all typos didn’t you.. OH no.. We are proud of our heritage and 6th grade c average in English. So here is a short run down of the top 20 terms you will see on Woody Boater on a regular basis.

1. There, and thier mean the same thing. also their..

2. i before e is for 7th graders. they get mixed up all the time here. Dont take it personaly.

3. Ok means OK. To and Too.. and of and off all mean the same thing. Ok!

4. the generous use of …… is because I am thinking….. see…. adds to it..

5. Big words get googled, so it’s what ever google says the word is.

6. off, of also are the same word and mean the same thing

7. The Woody Boatress is the queen of the realm.

8. The Woody Boater Boulder Bureau is our Boulder CO. location where..were.. the heir to the throne lives and drains the coffers on Women and beer.

9. Where, wear, were, all mean the same thing . You have to put it in context.

10. Varnish is better than crack or meth in Woodyboaterville.

11. Crocs are better than deck shoes and are very sexy on old babes. But you will die wearing, whereing them.

12. Ink-clot babes are a term referencing old BW shots of 90 year old babes from catalogs.

13. Lickable babes refers to decals of babes from the 50′s

14. Your , youre and you’re all mean the same thing

15. Woohoo, is a term i have used for years. Made more popular by Homer Simpson. But not just his.. It can be read as excitement or sarcastically.

16. Proof reading is for english teachers. If I wrote it, thats good enough for me. that’s?

17 the use of punctuation is purely arbitrary.. and I had to look up arbitrary..

18. When I say I want to go out in the barn and make sweet love to my boat.. I actually mean it.. You would.. wood… be amazed what you can do with that grease that you are supposed to put on your water pump.

19. Middle aged women are smok’n hot in Woody Boaterville. Middle aged men are still 20 and have 30 inch waist lines, and our farts don’t smell

20. Every boat I see, I want. It’s that simple. If I could have a barn full of boats i would… Wait, I do.. Like that show, Boat Horders.. No I need that old pile of worm infested hull boards.. Someday they might be usefull.. …

Thanks for looking this over. Matt, Texx, and the Woody Boater crew.