Dick, you ignorant slut!
Mark your calenders. Tomorrows announcement of the Woody Boater Boat of the Month will clearly bring on the comments. Sides will be chosen, women will say good by to there men as they go off to battle. You will have to choose which side you fall on.. It may be brother against brother… North, south, Down Under or on top.. Canadian.. good old Merican’s… It promises to be a riveting story…The Boat.. I can say this. It’s A Gar Something! No it’s not a coal truck… Those are very cool though..
Feet tapping and knees knocking in anticipation. Won’t be able to sleep tonight.
You have a sad life! I know because mine is sadder, we wrote it!
OK I see the Bear is back. I am on his side. I don’t want to upset him especially when he or she is in the boat. Are ther cubs under the deck? Watch out!
That’s Paul & Karen’s pet bear – “BooBoo” He’s like the rest of us, after getting his first ride in a classic wooden boat last summer, he’s hooked… and they can’t get rid of him.
Every time he hears the old Herc fire up, he comes running out of the forest looking for another boat ride…
If you look very closely, Paul and Karen made little felt gloves for BooBoo’s nails. He was reaking havoc on the bright work.
Matt you can take your woody wieners and your award and serve it right up to yourself. No one has connected more woody folk on a global scale in this hobby than you. In your acceptance speech don’t forget to mention Texx our roving reporter and the outstanding job he does. You also get Gold for Art Direction and Design, most liberties taken with the English language and best Point of Sale and merchandise.
Gar Smith Gar Down.com
Phil