Comments on: Yes, It’s The Oldest Joke In The Book, But..

By: Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:48:39 +0000

I think I’ve got this whole thing backwards. I mean, I’ve got a Johnson on my Trojan!

By: Jack Schneiberg

Jack Schneiberg — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:36:15 +0000

I prefer to save my Johnson for more singular duties and that is why my outboards are powered by Mercury motors

By: RiverRat

RiverRat — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:06:35 +0000

I do not have a johnson. I use my evinrude for the small one that is loud and smelly or my suzuki that works when I need a bigger ride that is quite and does not stink. 2 verses 4 stroke. Depends on the situation. It is nice to have options when entertaining.

By: matt

matt — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 09:41:20 +0000

Oh god.. No csi please. That’s funny as hell.. Shot by shot.. Frame by frame..

By: Philip Andrew

Philip Andrew — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:29:16 +0000

Ha! Thats a goodie Mark. Laughed out loud.

By: WoodyGal

WoodyGal — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 04:39:50 +0000

Not every Johnson lights up when you stroke it!

By: anonimus

anonimus — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:13:50 +0000

Please don’t do a CSI on it, as we still may not know the truth.

By: Frank Miklos

Frank Miklos — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:02:47 +0000

My Johnson is bigger than your Johnson:)

By: ARRRGH!

ARRRGH! — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:32:49 +0000

I love the addition of the Johnson Poster Girl!

By: Scott Ales

Scott Ales — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:28:57 +0000

My dad and I walked into a truck stop bathroom after loading a dragline from a muddy field in the 70s. Like many truckstop bathrooms this particular one had showers. Since no one was around but us I went to the shower to rinse the mud off my boots. While washing his hands at the sink with his back to me my dad asked me what I was doing. Before I could answer some guy in a stall said, ” I’m taking a Sh-t what do you think I’m doing?” I haven’t laughed that hard since! You know how hard it is to NOT laugh when you want to. It just makes it worse. We ran out of the bathroom busting at the seams!