Woody Boater Goes Green?


Saw this ( get it, SAW this) in the parking lot next to my office! Let the comments begin!

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20 Responses to “Woody Boater Goes Green?”

  1. NO BOAT says:

    IS THAT TIMBER PRIUS RADIATA ?
    CAN’T BELIEVE THAT A TREE WAS CUT DOWN TO CUSTOMISE THIS ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY HIBRID

  2. SS Dave Pickard says:

    That is a cry for help, Matt!

    You know auto insurance is out of control when you need to do this in order to get a quote from Hagerty.

  3. Ben says:

    Matt,

    What did we do to deserve this posting? Some thing just can’t be unseen! Please get back to boats!

  4. matt says:

    On one level.. it was kinda cool to see that someone actually did this.. Poorly I might ad.. All the other levels are just bad..

  5. Rick says:

    With the economy in the crapper, Joe the carpenter decided to do his own bodywork after the accident. Not that he should have though.

  6. Texx says:

    HA – I wonder if that wooden bumper (transom) meets the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) Five-Star Crash Test Rating?

    I like the custom splash rails. Next payday he’s going to have the name painted on the transom with gold leaf… What do you think he will name it?

  7. MikeM says:

    With the added weight I bet the car can now only do 45MPH….he’ll need more than 2X8′s if he gets in front of me at that speed.

  8. brian says:

    Speechless.

    After we humans evolved from the ape we discovered how to create the cure for polio and how to build and paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Two amazing items of millions.

    After looking at this monstrosity though, it is evident that we indeed have not rolled that far away from the old oak tree.

    The gold leaf name on the back:

    Prius of Ship

  9. Alex says:

    Not that it miters mulch, butt I wood hardy have beleafed that until I saw it.

    Totally backwoods! What a stain! It’s just sycamore! Clearly, he was smoking some wicked joinery.

    I stick my tongue out at it — soooo not my groove. And yew?

    Fir peat’s sake, Matt, no mortise please!

    I agree with Brian. What a branch of chip!

  10. Daniel says:

    As nice as a Prius could ever get!

  11. Dick Dow says:

    Talk about taking revenge on an innocent tree… Next time, I hope the driver looks in the rearview mirror. This just didn’t need to happen!

  12. Dave C says:

    OMG !
    a 2013 Prius

  13. RiverRat says:

    There goes my gas milage. Does it leak in the rain until it has a chance to swell?

  14. I could add some marquetry to it to ‘spruce’ it up a bit. ;-)

  15. Jim Godlewski says:

    Now that’s one for the burn pile…. I’ll light the match.

  16. Mark says:

    This is the only socially acceptable way to “customize” a Prius!

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