Please, Someone Buy These Lamps, And Save A Marriage!


This could be the perfect set of lamps for your new bedroom. You know the one that you now live in because your wife kicked your patootie out of the house, cause you smell like varnish and read old boat magazines all day! Please buy them, if you don’t I am… The only problem, I actually still love my wife.. Click here for the ebay sale.
UPDATE, my wife went to this site and read this. Oh boy. I ain’t touching these with a 10 foot pole now. Dang it… Darn web thing, anyone can read it…

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3 Responses to “Please, Someone Buy These Lamps, And Save A Marriage!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I see that it is a very large undertaking to fill a blog with wood boat info every day. Does this really qualify as classic boat art or is it some kind of a rant in diguise.

  2. WoodyBoater says:

    HA, Hey it was 8AM and i had nuth’n… So as I did my morning ebay run I came across these. I am buying them if you don’t. I am an artist, I will sign them, and dam if they are not art.. Great art… no…. But they will look great at my next yard sale. Cause no matter how much i try, my darling bride will not think of them as art either…mmm wait a second… Honey, is that you?

  3. Anonymous says:

    I am not your Honey, although I am sure she is a singular human being and my hat is off to her and all the other woman who love a good day on the water or a trip to look at a new place that involves another wood boat. It really works well when there is good food as it did for the two trips from NJ to SC to look at and then buy my present and slow moving project. Thanks to all who make it possible and fun. Long live wood boat madness.

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