Well, it’s official, we are officially booked to speak at this years Southern California ACBS …Show at Lake Arrowhead. The date, June 8-10, 2012. shhhhhh though, don’t tell them that Woody Boater is really an automated computer program harvesting stories
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Thats right, right here, A short film on the amazing Gar Wood that is to be auctioned off at next weeks Mecum Auction in Florida. Fellow Woody Boater Scott Ales is on screen talking about the history of this amazing
I admit it, I am 53 years old and a good fart joke still makes ma laugh. Toilet humor and bad dumb jokes still bring a smile to my smacker. I am still 12 according to my wife by the way. One could say that it’s a “gay old time” when we all sit around smoking our “fags”. And nothing beats the old elementary school fave, “Your Epidermis is Showing” That one still works with the kids.. I also enjoyed, what word starts with F and ends with UCK? A belly whacker for sure. FIRETRUCK by the way…. So today, please pull out all your oldies. I am sure you have some. Remember this is a family site.. You get extra points if it’s related to classic boats. We will set aside a special place for all the Johnson jokes.
On Saturday afternoon at the ACBS International event in Geneva Lake we were hanging around the bar telling Johnson Jokes, then we spotted this in the Mecum Auction tent. As WoodyGal posed for the Johnson photo, all of a sudden the sign magically “Illuminated”… It was amazing!
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My fellow Woodyboaterions.. I sit here this morning overlooking the magnificence of Lake Cyberspace. And take this moment of reflection to pass on to you our current state of the union.. Time passes by so fast as we all age.…
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If you have been following the drama playing out on the Boat Buzz earlier last week, you have been enjoying this years Golden Pond on line spewing of meaningless rants from a small yet very vocal minority. It’s entertaining until…
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I CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, god I wish I could.. Thanks to Chad Durren and his keen eye for the ridiculous, we can now stop using our noses and use Marion Barry’s.. OK, his nose is shot from all…
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For all of you that practice the fine art of the “Lift and Sniff” as in lifting your hatches and sniffing the bilge so it does not blow up o you.. I have this story from our local TV station..…
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While all our woody boaters return home from the acbs show.. With there fancy pants trophies I might add.. We here in woody boaterville are still webless. Turns out a major fiber optics cable was cut by a road crew.…
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Oh, here I am all being smug, thinking that all we got was just a hurricane and earthquake, while all our fellow Woody boaters were also slammed a week ago with flooding..oh boy… Well.. According to the news and satellites..all…
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One minute you’re out on your Riva on the Water handing out Grey Poupon to the common people, and next thing ya know.. GLUG, KAPOW! Two stories on the last day of Disaster Week.. The above and below images happened…
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